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DeltaForce
post Jan 25 2006, 03:29 PM
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Can also thank them for our best Semi ever, the M1 Garand, cause with out the canadians I doubt John C Garand would have come here biggrin.gif


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post Jan 26 2006, 09:11 AM
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One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the head of the beer.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Canadian too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"







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*run away from the crime scene*


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post Jan 27 2006, 07:02 AM
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laugh.gif Missed these my friend!! (and you too!)


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post Feb 27 2006, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE (UglyandHasty @ Jan 26 2006, 11:11 AM) *


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*run away from the crime scene*

Yeah WTF? Someone shouldnt have studied the art of advertisment...Or should they?


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post Dec 14 2010, 07:40 PM
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A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade mate."








You Might Be Canadian If...

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan"
You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.


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